kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”
"oh my gosh. look at her heart!"
Lord give me strength.
Physical violence is not the only way to be a monster.
when u say something and it comes out meaner than u intended
i’m literally falling over laughing right now
what type of currency do they use in outer space
"Mad was the last kid I saw and he was asleep. He was 3 months old and they put him in my arms and he stayed asleep and they put him in the bath and he stayed asleep and I thought he was narcoleptic or something. Then he opened his eyes and just stared at me for the longest time and I just stared at him and I started crying and he smiled. And it wasn’t that he smiled that he liked me, it was just that I hadn’t held children in my life and I was always considered so dark and I always had so many things that made me feel like maybe I shouldn’t be somebody’s mom because certainly the world has an opinion of me and I’m not so sure about myself and am I gonna be the best mom? So the fact that this little kid seemed at ease gave me the courage to feel like I could make him happy. And so we became a family right then." — Angelina Jolie
why are there some lipsticks like $30 please calm down you glorified red crayon
first things first i’m
I haven’t posted any more selifes because the boy I steal pics from hasn’t updated his Facebook =/
why do u pick an ugly boy to steal pics from tho??
When Sabrina compliments me.
THIS MESSED ME UP SO BAD AS A KID, I DIDNT THINK THIS WAS HOW THEY FILMED THESE PARTS