bionicwasok:

strawberryalien:

kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”

"oh my gosh. look at her heart!"

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14 September 2014 ♥ 141392

fullten:

dogsinmethlabs:

Lord give me strength.

Physical violence is not the only way to be a monster. 

10 September 2014 ♥ 93667

vesley:

alpacabacon:

Like I’ve never gotten a sunburn in my life.

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how about now

10 September 2014 ♥ 173929

scottish:

when u say something and it comes out meaner than u intended
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10 September 2014 ♥ 478012

taracraigs:

i’m literally falling over laughing right now

10 September 2014 ♥ 60144

clamperl:

what type of currency do they use in outer space

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10 September 2014 ♥ 339071

"Mad was the last kid I saw and he was asleep. He was 3 months old and they put him in my arms and he stayed asleep and they put him in the bath and he stayed asleep and I thought he was narcoleptic or something. Then he opened his eyes and just stared at me for the longest time and I just stared at him and I started crying and he smiled. And it wasn’t that he smiled that he liked me, it was just that I hadn’t held children in my life and I was always considered so dark and I always had so many things that made me feel like maybe I shouldn’t be somebody’s mom because certainly the world has an opinion of me and I’m not so sure about myself and am I gonna be the best mom? So the fact that this little kid seemed at ease gave me the courage to feel like I could make him happy. And so we became a family right then." — Angelina Jolie

"Mad was the last kid I saw and he was asleep. He was 3 months old and they put him in my arms and he stayed asleep and they put him in the bath and he stayed asleep and I thought he was narcoleptic or something. Then he opened his eyes and just stared at me for the longest time and I just stared at him and I started crying and he smiled. And it wasn’t that he smiled that he liked me, it was just that I hadn’t held children in my life and I was always considered so dark and I always had so many things that made me feel like maybe I shouldn’t be somebody’s mom because certainly the world has an opinion of me and I’m not so sure about myself and am I gonna be the best mom? So the fact that this little kid seemed at ease gave me the courage to feel like I could make him happy. And so we became a family right then." — Angelina Jolie

10 September 2014 ♥ 257608

flightcastiel:

why are there some lipsticks like $30 please calm down you glorified red crayon

10 September 2014 ♥ 133774

tsartorial:

first things first i’m image

10 September 2014 ♥ 454995

diancie:

precumming:

diancie:

I haven’t posted any more selifes because the boy I steal pics from hasn’t updated his Facebook =/

why do u pick an ugly boy to steal pics from tho??

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10 September 2014 ♥ 57545

ciarachimera:

When Sabrina compliments me.

10 September 2014 ♥ 95648

saintlukas:

THIS MESSED ME UP SO BAD AS A KID, I DIDNT THINK THIS WAS HOW THEY FILMED THESE PARTS

10 September 2014 ♥ 68702
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